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It’s Official.
July 27, 2009, 4:02 pm
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The Target I go to employs the unhappiest people in the world.

Oh yes, and Gladys still works there.


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Her additude is probably due to the expectation of the name. If she was “Madys,” she’d probably be the best Target employee in the universe… Or it’s just a sweet pun-of-a-nickname.

Just a little research here. In the book Freakonomics, the authors mention two brothers named Winner and Loser. Their website says,

“Winner became a lifetime criminal; Loser a detective in the NYPD. The story of these two brothers matched the findings of my academic research with Roland Fryer, which found no impact of a child’s name on her life.

Now, from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, we have the story of three sisters: Kimberly, Robin, and Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. Just like Loser before her, Marijuana Pepsi has made something of her life, earning a master’s degree in education.”

Can you imagine a “Hello, my name is” tag reading the name “Marijuana Pepsi”?

Poor Gladys… Or should I say.. “Madys”?

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